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21 Oct humansofnewyork:

“I was doing time for armed robbery when I found out that my daughter had been killed. Her and my son-in-law had been doing hallucinogens, and he was choking her because that is supposed to make a better orgasm, but he cut off her air too long and ended up killing her. Instead of calling the police, he sat on her body for three days then dumped it behind a 7-11. I was so angry when they called and told me, I pulled up a footlocker that was bolted to the ground. I’m skinny but I’m strong as hell. My wife couldn’t take it, and she OD’d. They found her in the bathroom with one hundred empty bags of heroin. She’d fallen in the bathtub and hit her head on the soap dish. When they called and told me that, I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets.”

humansofnewyork:

“I was doing time for armed robbery when I found out that my daughter had been killed. Her and my son-in-law had been doing hallucinogens, and he was choking her because that is supposed to make a better orgasm, but he cut off her air too long and ended up killing her. Instead of calling the police, he sat on her body for three days then dumped it behind a 7-11. I was so angry when they called and told me, I pulled up a footlocker that was bolted to the ground. I’m skinny but I’m strong as hell. My wife couldn’t take it, and she OD’d. They found her in the bathroom with one hundred empty bags of heroin. She’d fallen in the bathtub and hit her head on the soap dish. When they called and told me that, I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets.”

21 Oct

pleatedjeans:

22 Pictures That Prove Kids Are Freaking Weird

21 Oct

myintrovertedmind:

« The Real Africa : Fight The Stereotype » by Thiri Mariah Boucher

P.R.E.A.C.H.

21 Oct

(Source: ebilflindas)

21 Oct

thefrogman:

Reversed GIFs [imgur]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

21 Oct

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

21 Oct pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

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21 Oct worldofthecutestcuties:

Daddy they were picking on me

worldofthecutestcuties:

Daddy they were picking on me

21 Oct

(Source: poppunkandsoup)

21 Oct
There was nothing particularly special about her, except that she was good with numbers, and very good at lying, and she made her home in between the pages of books.

Maggie Stiefvater, Linger (via observando)

21 Oct

(Source: girlintoomanyfandoms)

21 Oct thefrogman:

By Benji [tumblr]

thefrogman:

By Benji [tumblr]

21 Oct mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

(Source: itskylestyle)

21 Oct crysticify:

flash-thunder:

#that’s what you think dmitri #sorry but you thought lenin was bad #ahhaha well look out for the 1940s #just you wait dmitri #what year is it huh? #early 1930s maybe #just you wait dmitri #you live in russia during the 20th century #it’s not gonna be fine #history’s a bitch dmitri

#HISTORY’S A BITCH DMITRI
I am screaming

crysticify:

flash-thunder:

#that’s what you think dmitri #sorry but you thought lenin was bad #ahhaha well look out for the 1940s #just you wait dmitri #what year is it huh? #early 1930s maybe #just you wait dmitri #you live in russia during the 20th century #it’s not gonna be fine #history’s a bitch dmitri

#HISTORY’S A BITCH DMITRI

I am screaming

(Source: idaholm)

21 Oct

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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